This past weekend the family went to G's 10 year college reunion. Upon arrival, Thomas was impressed with the accommodations. Much to his dismay, he was promptly moved to confines of the pac-n-play. He needed his rest before the weekend events began.
The next day, Thomas began a rigorous training session: "How to Attend Your 10 Year College Reunion and Pretend that you Never Left."
Lesson 1: If you find your old fraternity house locked, just climb through an open window. Remove outer clothing to ensure that when you land on the beer stained, grimy floor, you do not ruin your best North Face fleece.
Lesson 1: If you find your old fraternity house locked, just climb through an open window. Remove outer clothing to ensure that when you land on the beer stained, grimy floor, you do not ruin your best North Face fleece.
Lesson 2: Attempt to re-create your fraternity composite (while minimizing the effects of aging), by standing behind the nearest beer pong table top. Stroller w/ baby helpful to demonstrate maturity gained in ten years.
Lesson 3: Conduct a morning debriefing on the previous night's activities. Feign disbelief when you hear that one of your friends can't remember where he left his keys, wallet and/or cell phone.
Class dismissed.
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